10 Funny New Year 2024 Memes and Jokes

New Year's Resolution:

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Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Because it wanted more dates and the clock just couldn't commit!

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New Year's resolution in action: Lifting expectations

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My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic. So far, I'm positively failing.

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My New Year's resolution is off to a great start!

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I asked my dog about his New Year's resolution. He said, "Stop chasing my tail. I'm just going to wag it and pretend it's exercise!

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My New Year Resolution That escalated quickly. Back to my couch resolutions!

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Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment!

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New Year, new me... for the next 24 hours.

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My New Year's resolution is to be more organized. First step: Find out where I put the list of resolutions.

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